thedailylaughs

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

Ok my bunk mate at camp got up in the middle if the night, saluted, did three pushups then went back to sleep

thedailylaughs

715124:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH JOY I COULD BE GIVEN FROM ONE SECOND OF ANIME

I watched it for 9 mins straight

damn-funny

thewomanfromitaly:

the-art-pimpette:

unexplained-events:

Jetman Yves Rossy

Yves, a Swiss genius, invented an eight-foot-wide, jet-powered, carbon-fiber wing machine that achieves speeds of over 120mph (200km/h) to achieve his dream of being able to fly. He demonstrated his wings by taking them around Mount Fuji nine times.

Video

JESUS I NEEEEEEED

….oh my god, oh my god i’m gonna die

Jetpack